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Cue "Rock My World Little Country Girl"

LittleNikki wrote: ↑

Wed Jun 07, 2023 9:28 pm

Cue "Rock My World Little Country Girl"

Or: "Girl you make my speakers go boom boom
Dancin' on the tailgate in the full moon"

DocRick wrote: ↑

Wed Jun 07, 2023 9:43 pm

LittleNikki wrote: ↑

Wed Jun 07, 2023 9:28 pm

Cue "Rock My World Little Country Girl"

Or: "Girl you make my speakers go boom boom
Dancin' on the tailgate in the full moon"

I just caught the emphasis on "Little"........

Borrower Virginia had snuck into a nursery to find some flowers to give her mother on Mother's Day. Some employees came to work early, and Virginia had to find a place to hide, choosing to conceal herself among the leaves of this potted plant. It appeared her plan was going to work until the first customer of the day bought the plant. Her day was about to go downhill a little bit faster.......

Her day might be going downhill, but I suspect he's going to appreciate his unexpected surprise

LittleNikki wrote: ↑

Thu Jun 08, 2023 3:13 pm

Her day might be going downhill, but I suspect he's going to appreciate his unexpected surprise

I didn't even notice the "China Doll" on the information tag until I had finished the picture. Would be ironic if David Bowie was purchasing this plant.

"Ha. Caught you with your hand.....I mean, all of you, in the cookie jar."

Quite the little cookie you found there!

Rebecca Thorton was a big Taylor Swift fan. She wasn't able to get tickets to the concert so Professor Thorton paid off a security guard to let him wait in Swift's dressing room to get an autograph on Rebecca's favorite CD. When the concert was over and Swift entered her dressing room and saw Thorton, she went ballistic. She told him to "Get the F*** out of here" and refused to sign the CD, telling the Professor to pay for an autograph like everyone else. After getting an earful of this attitude, Professor Thorton decided that maybe a more "personal" gift for Rebecca would be appropriate.

QTips wrote: ↑

Thu Jun 08, 2023 11:20 pm

Quite the little cookie you found there!

Best not to eat it too quickly.
After all, you don't know when you'll be finding another one!

After four years of the former administration's coddling of activists, the newly elected Central Government, began enforcing prison sentencing of these dissidents. However, the prisons were quickly overfilled and the cost of housing these prisoners was skyrocketing. A new plan was created where the inmates would be miniaturized and "fostered" by citizens loyal to the Central Government. There were very few restrictions on the fosters regarding the care and treatment of these inmates, other than returning their charges to the prison at the end of the imposed sentence unharmed. Of course, foolish ideologic college students began to protest these changes in the justice system. Sonia here had joined one of these protests and ended up with a five-year sentence as a fostered inmate. Her new "foster jailer", signing the foster papers, was a photographic artist, known for placing female models in bizarre, sometimes risky, racy settings. Sonia should prove to be a good subject for his "works of art".

Hmmm that foster jailer wouldn't be you would it? Heheh

Teenytinyone wrote: ↑

Sat Jun 10, 2023 12:48 pm

Hmmm that foster jailer wouldn't be you would it? Heheh

Well, I am a loyal citizen and fully support the justice system.......have you been considering joining a protest group? I could wait........

Don't do the crime
If you can't do the time

At first, after Professor Thorton presented Rebecca with her birthday present, Ms. Swift, defiant as ever, refused to sing. Rebecca left her alone with her brother, Michael, for fifteen minutes and after that, she was singing like a.........canary.

Rebecca Thorton invited some of her friends over for a "shrink party", not knowing Michael had some of his friends coming over too. "Dibs on the blonde"...."I want the red head"....."You can have the brunette"...."That's my sister, dummy. I want the redhead"..."Okay, you can have the redhead. I'll take your sister and the other brunette".

She knew her trap would work. No one can resist a Reese's Peanut Butter Cup !!!

DocRick wrote: ↑

Sun Jun 11, 2023 10:03 am

Rebecca Thorton invited some of her friends over for a "shrink party", not knowing Michael had some of his friends coming over too. "Dibs on the blonde"...."I want the red head"....."You can have the brunette"...."That's my sister, dummy. I want the redhead"..."Okay, you can have the redhead. I'll take your sister and the other brunette".

Now that's a party I would love to crash anytime!

Kaitlyn's boyfriend worked for Professor Thorton at his research lab where they had been working on matter miniaturization. Her boyfriend had been bragging about the work, claiming that they had perfected the process and he would soon be raking in the dough. Kaitlyn knew a girl named Sophie also worked there and had a thing for Kaitlyn's boyfriend and she was suspicious that they were sneaking around behind her back. She snuck into the lab and used the matter miniaturization machine on herself so she could sneak into Sophie's house and eavesdrop on her to find out if it was true. She was hiding under the desk as she listened to Sophie talking on the phone with another of the company's technicians. "Yeah, we've perfected the miniaturization process, but the restoration process just isn't working. We can shrink things but can't make them big again."

DocRick wrote: ↑

Tue Jun 13, 2023 9:49 am

She knew her trap would work. No one can resist a Reese's Peanut Butter Cup !!!

Or a Klondike Barm cuz

What would you doooooooo for a Klondike Bar?

A lot of the sugar cereals are "irresistible"
Cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs
Trix are for kids
Lucky Charms are magically delicious

Meg had been called by her agent to audition for the lead roll in a King Kong remake. She agreed, being used to working with green screens and needing the money. On the first day of shooting, Meg was told they were first going to shoot the girl-Kong interactions and after putting on her costume, she was instructed to stand on an "X" by the green screen. A hum, flash of light and she was standing on a huge "X" looking up at gigantic people. Her agent left out the part where instead of using green screen, she would be miniaturized and all her interactions with Kong would be with an actor in a gorilla suit. She panicked and blindly ran under the stage, then towards an open door where she saw daylight. While the crew was still searching for her on and around the stage, she ran out the door and into a back alley. Reality began to sink in as she looked at dandelions growing in the cracks in the concrete that were as tall as she was. As she stood there, still in a state of shock, she didn't notice a studio guest had spotted her while sneaking a smoke in the alley. He grabbed her and concealed her in his shorts until he could exit the studio grounds and return to his car. Rather than an actress portraying the part of a captive of a giant ape, she was now the real-life captive of a giant and would soon be an unwilling participant engaging in roll playing that wasn't in the movie script.

"Honey, you're not supposed to take me out of the house by yourself. Please take me back inside."

"But Mommy-Dolly, it's so nice outside. Oh, look. There's Mr. Kitty. Let's go play with him."

"No no no no no no no no no no !!!!!!!"

Cheryl had discovered that her boss had been embezzling federal money from the grants her humanitarian organization had been receiving. When she left the office for lunch, she was undecided as to go to the police, the FBI or her congressman. She was so deep in thought as she walked, head down, through an alley that she didn't really notice the momentary lightheadedness she felt nor the change in the pavement. In fact, it wasn't until she saw the odd manhole cover on the ground that she stopped to look at it. She also didn't hear the footsteps of her boss walking up behind her.