SW Bar

Princess Duni · Post by **Princess Duni** » Mon Jan 29, 2018 2:00 am

*waves to Sai* H-Hi!

Spider9137 · Post by **Spider9137** » Mon Jan 29, 2018 2:41 am

Upon entering, I'll decide to make a beeline for a booth in a shadowy corner. Toss the trenchcoat and fedora on the seat beside me. A waitress asks, "What'll it be?" while cracking her chewing gun. "Beer, onion rings, cheesesteak." She walks off to the kitchen ... she's only four feet tall, but proportioned like a six foot woman. A little taller than I usually like 'em ...

Princess Duni · Post by **Princess Duni** » Mon Jan 29, 2018 2:57 am

"Hmm I am kind of thirsty." I muttered. "I-It wouldn't hurt if I had at least some water, I think."

Prof Sai · Post by **Prof Sai** » Mon Jan 29, 2018 3:12 am

EEK! A Spider9137!

Post by **Elana** » Mon Jan 29, 2018 5:51 am

*shakes herself after she froze in surprise*

Right, I'm open already.

Well if you are here maybe you can help me.

The bulbs are on the top shelf in the back.

And I was afraid I would have to get my climbing gear.

SailorDolly · Post by **SailorDolly** » Mon Jan 29, 2018 5:57 am

Nah, he's just your friendly neighborhood Spider9137man.

*A not quite five foot tall East Asian looking girl in a Sailor Moon cosplay outfit comes in and goes up to the bar.*

"Hi, tonight I think I'll start with a Ray Palmer on the rocks."

(A Ray Palmer is like an Arnold Palmer, but with shrinkberry juice in place of lemon. The name "Ray Palmer" is a reference to DC's The Atom.)

Princess Duni · Post by **Princess Duni** » Mon Jan 29, 2018 6:15 am

*stand next to the asian girl for some company*

Prof Sai · Post by **Prof Sai** » Mon Jan 29, 2018 6:28 am

Oh, Dolly's here too! You know in another thread you are about to be cooked!

SailorDolly · Post by **SailorDolly** » Mon Jan 29, 2018 7:17 am

Hiyas! How are ya all tonight?

Princess Duni · Post by **Princess Duni** » Mon Jan 29, 2018 7:23 am

I-I'm doing fine! This is actually my first time here actually.

SailorDolly · Post by **SailorDolly** » Mon Jan 29, 2018 7:27 am

"Oh, it's great. The folks here are pretty friendly. Just be careful with the shrink cocktails--that's the ones on the left page of the menu. You should probably limit yourself to just one at a time till you're used to the shrinking . . . unless you'd rather just dive in, of course."

Princess Duni · Post by **Princess Duni** » Mon Jan 29, 2018 7:30 am

I blush. "Yeah, someone told me all about it. Any drink you'd recommend by any chance?"

SailorDolly · Post by **SailorDolly** » Mon Jan 29, 2018 9:49 am

"Hmm, well the Ray Palmer or Shrinky Temple are good if you're in the mood for shrinky without alcohol, or you could try the house micro brew if you prefer European-style craft beers, or the classic shrinkberry wine, and then of course there's the hard stuff . . ."

Princess Duni · Post by **Princess Duni** » Mon Jan 29, 2018 10:21 am

"The hard stuff?" I ask

Post by **Elana** » Mon Jan 29, 2018 3:13 pm

Shrink Soda+..with twice the normal amount of sugar..in case you need extra energy.

And I will be right back to take your order, I just have to get a light bulb from the back first..as seemingly no one wants to land me a hand.

*walks into the back. And takes out some yarn with a bend needle on one end, swings it around a few times and throws the metal up to the top shelf..just to have it fall down immidiatly*

Ah come on.
*throws again, and this time it finds hold*

TheReducer · Post by **TheReducer** » Mon Jan 29, 2018 5:35 pm

Me? All I'm being is nice to the new person here.

(waves to Dolly) Hey there.

(gets up and helps Elana by picking her up and holding her so she can get the bulb)

Post by **Elana** » Mon Jan 29, 2018 5:50 pm

Oh right, wait until I'm almost at the top
*picks up the bulb*

Now maybe you could be so kind to get me to the broken one, so I can fix the lighting in here.

TheReducer · Post by **TheReducer** » Mon Jan 29, 2018 6:03 pm

OK. I'll help you some more but I get a discount on something.

(carries Elana over to the broken light and held her up to it)

Post by **Elana** » Mon Jan 29, 2018 6:07 pm

*puts the working bulb on Reducers hand, balancing it with her body while unscrewing the broken one with both hands*

The previous owner had strange ideas about light bulbs.

Why not store them closer to the ground..and user smaller ones.
I'm sure led stripes on the floor would be just as nice

*getting the old bulb out and start to screw the new one in*

TheReducer · Post by **TheReducer** » Mon Jan 29, 2018 6:13 pm

(takes the old bulb away and watches as she finishes)

Post by **Elana** » Mon Jan 29, 2018 6:17 pm

Okay, thanks for the assist.
So I think you earned yourself a drink.

What poison do you like...hm let me guess. random transformation juice?

TheReducer · Post by **TheReducer** » Mon Jan 29, 2018 6:21 pm

Maybe a shrink cola for Duni. (winks)

Princess Duni · Post by **Princess Duni** » Mon Jan 29, 2018 6:23 pm

I blush "T-Thanks!" I smile, shyly.

TheReducer · Post by **TheReducer** » Mon Jan 29, 2018 6:27 pm

(goes back over and sits down after setting Elana down on the bar)

It is a nice place here and we're all friendly. So no need to worry too much.

(watches as the cola is pushed in front of Duni)

Post by **Elana** » Mon Jan 29, 2018 6:28 pm

Okay, one shrink cola coming up.
*Pulling a glass out and carrying a small bottle(only about 1.5 times my size) towards the glass to fill it up*

Okay here you go.

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