Shrunken women board

Is there a cover charge for the cover band? Just trying to cover all the bases here

There is a band? When did they add a band?

A rubber band maybe?

Well, they're over in the corner, and ony a hand and a half tall, so maybe you overlooked them...

be tough to overlook them at any size. But we might need to turn up the volume a bit.

(Goes out back and get the doll size stage)

*walks past bar, hears sudden commotion*

Huh, must've finally gotten more customers...

*listens to the music*

hmm, sounds high pitched, even with the amplifiers, maybe we can get them a tuner?

Also, how about a drink for.... well, everyone. I only need to buy half-of-one to satisfy all these tinies

*The door creaks open and I walk in. I'm wearing a set of dark casual clothes, and a strange chest strap with a machine in the centre reminiscent of Tony Stark's arc reactor. I take a seat.*

"I'll just take whatever's on tap please. Don't put too much magic into it, I might explode."

*I turn to TheReducer.*

"I heard there's some good drinks here."