The 1 2 Shrinking Days of Christmas

[eddiegiantman]

Feels like I should dust this ol' chestnut, if anyone wants to make a new literation, be my guest,



The 1 2 Shrinking Days of Christmas
By The SW Forum – Christmas 2000


(Chorus) ON the FIRST day of Christmas,
My true love gave to me,
(MaleKim) A girl who barely came up to my knee.

(Chorus) ON the SECOND day of Christmas,
My true love gave to me,
(lil dolly) Two little dolls…
(Chorus) And a girl who barely came up to my knee.

(Chorus) ON the THIRD day of Christmas,
My true love gave to me,
(Sasha) Three shrink pills…
(lil dolly) Two little Dolls,
(Chorus) And a girl who barely came up to my knee.

(Chorus) ON the FOURTH day of Christmas,
My true love gave to me,
(shrinkguy) Four Barbie gowns…
(Sasha) Three shrink pills,
(lil dolly) Two little Dolls,
(Chorus) And a girl who barely came up to my knee.

(Chorus) ON the FIFTH day of Christmas,
My true love gave to me,
(Kylia) ~Fiiiive Geeerbiiil Caaageeees!!!~
(shrinkguy) Four Barbie gowns,
(Sasha) Three shrink pills,
(lil dolly) Two little Dolls,
(Chorus) And a girl who barely came up to my knee.

(Chorus) ON the SIXTH day of Christmas,
My true love gave to me,
(dollmaker) Six jars of shrink cream…
(Chorus) ~Fiiiive Geeerbiiil Caaageeees!!!~
(Shrinkguy) Four Barbie gowns,
(Sasha) Three shrink pills,
(lil dolly) Two little Dolls,
(Chorus) And a girl who barely came up to my knee.
(Chorus) ON the SEVENTH day of Christmas,
My true love gave to me,
(Doc Wonko) Seven dolls a'swimmin' …
(dollmaker) Six jars of shrink cream,
(Chorus) ~Fiiiive Geeerbiiil Caaageeees!!!~
(shrinkguy) Four Barbie gowns,
(Sasha) Three shrink pills,
(lil dolly) Two little Dolls,
(Chorus) And a girl who barely came up to my knee.

(Chorus) ON the EIGHTH day of Christmas,
My true love gave to me,
(talon) Eight ray guns shrinking,
(Doc Wonko) Seven dolls a'swimmin',
(dollmaker) Six jars of shrink cream,
(Chorus) ~Fiiiive Geeerbiiil Caaageeees!!!~
(shrinkguy) Four Barbie gowns,
(Sasha) Three shrink pills,
(lil dolly) Two little Dolls,
(Chorus) And a girl who barely came up to my knee.

(Chorus) On the NINTH day of Christmas,
My true love gave to me,
(Scidram) Nine-inch cuties dwindling,
(talon) Eight ray guns shrinking,
(Doc Wonko) Seven dolls a'swimmin',
(dollmaker) Six jars of shrink cream,
(Chorus) ~Fiiiive Geeerbiiil Caaageeees!!!~
(shrinkguy) Four Barbie gowns,
(Sasha) Three shrink pills,
(lil dolly) Two little Dolls,
(Chorus) And a girl who barely came up to my knee.

(Chorus) On the TENTH day of Christmas,
My true love gave to me,
(Slayer 1 ) Ten bottles of That Green Stuff,
(Scidram) Nine-inch cuties dwindling,
(talon) Eight ray guns shrinking,
(Doc Wonko) Seven dolls a'swimmin',
(dollmaker) Six jars of shrink cream,
(Chorus) ~Fiiiive Geeerbiiil Caaageeees!!!~
(shrinkguy) Four Barbie gowns,
(Sasha) Three shrink pills,
(lil dolly) Two little Dolls,
(Chorus) And a girl who barely came up to my knee.

(Chorus) On the ELEVENTH day of Solstice,
My true love gave to me,
(Sally) An eleven inch Pam Anderson,
(Slayer 1 ) Ten bottles of That Green Stuff,
(Scidram) Nine-inch cuties dwindling,
(talon) Eight ray guns shrinking,
(Doc Wonko) Seven dolls a'swimmin',
(dollmaker) Six jars of shrink cream,
(Chorus) ~Fiiiive Geeerbiiil Caaageeees!!!~
(shrinkguy) Four Barbie gowns,
(Sasha) Three shrink pills,
(lil dolly) Two little Dolls,
(Chorus) And a girl who barely came up to my knee.

(Chorus) On the TWELFTH day of Christmas,
My true love gave to me,
(MaleKim) Twelve women trapped in pantyhose,
(sally) An eleven inch Pam Anderson,
(Slayer 1 ) Ten bottles of That Green Stuff,
(Scidram) Nine-inch cuties dwindling,
(talon) Eight ray guns shrinking,
(Doc Wonko) Seven dolls a'swimmin',
(dollmaker) Six jars of shrink cream,
(Chorus) ~Fiiiive Geeerbiiil Caaageeees!!!~
(shrinkguy) Four Barbie gowns,
(Sasha) Three shrink pills,
(lil dolly) Two little Dolls,
(Chorus) AND… A... GIIIRRRRRRRLLL… WHO BARELY CAAAMMMMME…. UP TOOOO…
MY… KNEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!

[foreverlurk]

Holy crap talk about a blast from the past... 20+ years, why can I remember this ancient thread and forum, but I can barely remember what I did last week.

Merry Christmas!!!

[DrWonko]

AWW! I needed that! All the folks who aren't here and all the folks who still are!