Hey gang! Here is an excerpt from the final story in my latest collection which is available now. I hope it whets your appetite!
Appearances Can Be Deceiving
I peered through the foliage. There stood the Lilliputian lass in her long flowing gown; her arms tied to the supports of the offering altar. I couldn’t quite tell at this distance, but she looked to be a real cutie. I adore redheads! I thanked the stars that I had won the lottery! I tried to ignore my week-old body odor and adjusted my loincloth. “At least I’ve got the body for this,” I thought. Some of the candidates in the lottery pool with me were carting around beer bellies. That sends exactly the wrong message! I frazzled my now greasy hair with my hands. Began roaring and babbling incoherently and strode into the clearing.
“Aieee!” screamed the tiny woman predictably. I saw her tiny nose flare as she detected my overwhelming stench. Her eyes went big and she began tearing at her bonds. I roared, beat my chest, made an incoherent rant, bent and placed a palm around the tiny woman and severed the ropes binding her with my free hand.
I rose with the redhaired Lilliputian in my hand and acknowledged the crowd of little people lining the walls of their stockade. They cheered while the tiny woman in my hand screamed with terror, and I’m pretty sure, pissed herself. I turned from the stockade and vanished back into the forest. The walk to the village was not long, just a hair over three kilometers. The Lilliputian lass in my right-hand kept squirming and raining invective down upon me. I was told to expect this reaction, but this was more by the numbers than I ever imagined!
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Re: Excerpt
I cannot wait to read the rest!!!!
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