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"All right, honey, you've had your fun, now can I have some clothes?"
"Oh, really? And what do I have to do to get them back?"
"But we've already done that!"
"Too many baths are bad for my skin."
"Well, all right, BUT! No jeans and T-shirt bullshit. I want a slinky dress, nylons, and fancy underwear!
"Oh, come on, you can afford it."
"Overnight shipping is only fair if I am going to stay naked until tomorrow."
"Calm down, big boy, who is in charge here anyway?"
"You're just bigger and stronger, stud. Without me, you're just beating it alone imagining that you had someone like me in your palm."
"Now, you are talking sense! What will it be? A walk all over your body playing, sucking, and stroking along the way, or do we jump straight to the chase?"
"You certainly know what I like, big boy!"
That too? Kinky!"
"Fine! but t better be SOME dress!"
"Deal! Come and get me, Gulliver!"

Rosemarie Bowe Stack -- Robert Stack's wife
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