Hey Bartender!

[GiantMe]

Bar scene SWs
clean

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back story

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Where she goes for the journey home.

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[GiantMe]

and more

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[GiantMe]

couple more
Warning before you scroll tongue spit.
clean version

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Captioned

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[Hand-Holder]

House rules for minis, yesss

[GiantMe]

SW NIGHT AT THE TIKI BAR! Next round is, I mean SWs are on me, or is that in my pants, now I've got the songs Margaritaville and Tequila running through my head and maybe a hangover.

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[jeffrey-dallas]

SW NIGHT AT THE TIKI BAR!

[GiantMe]

Shots for the gods, but no sacrifices of the SWs please, and old song for them.

"Let's Talk Dirty In Hawaiian" by John Prine

Well, I packed my bags and bought myself a ticket
For the land of the tall palm tree
Aloha Old Milwaukee, Hello Waikiki
I just stepped down from the airplane
When I heard her say,
"Waka waka nuka licka, waka waka nuka licka
Would you like a lei? Eh?"

[Chorus:]
Let's talk dirty in Hawaiian
Whisper in my ear
Kicka pooka mok a wa wahini
Are the words I long to hear
Lay your coconut on my tiki
What the hecka mooka mooka dear
Let's talk dirty in Hawaiian
Say the words I long to hear

It's a ukulele Honolulu sunset
Listen to the grass skirts sway
Drinking rum from a pineapple
Out on Honolulu Bay
The steel guitars all playing
While she's talking with her hands
Gimme gimme oka doka make a wish and wanta polka
Words I understand Hey!

[Chorus]

Well, I boughta lota junka with my moolah
And sent it to the folks back home
I never had the chance to dance the hula
Well, I guess I should have known
When you start talking to the sweet wahini
Walking in the pale moonlight
Ohka noka whatta setta knocka-rocka-sis-boom-boccas
Hope I said it right Oh!

[Chorus]

Let's talk dirty in Hawaiian
Say the words I long to hear
[Spoken:] Aloha

[Shrinking_Maniac]

Shrunken bartenders? I know what's going on my Christmas list this year!

[GiantMe]

Thanks for the comments, yeah, I took the shrinking bartender scenario and ran with it, inspired by the last time a female bartender waited on me, I know some or all flirt for tips like hooters girls, but some are really sexy and bring it um up to or down to the bar and I'm happy they do. Very shrinkable as for Christmas as the old David Lee Roth and Van Halen song goes "Everybody wants some, I some too, everybody wants some. Baby, how 'bout you?"

[jeffrey-dallas]

Annalise Hartman? Coyote Ugly? Tifa Lockhart?

[GiantMe]

Coyote ugly, definitely a place for a shrinking opportunity or a great story.

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As for requests for Ms. Hartman or Tiffa, if I find the right pics to be inspired, we'll see.

[nina2]

Hey awesome. I like the impression of the first gal. What is the models name? A source to see more of her, maybe college material?

[GiantMe]

Hey awesome. I like the impression of the first gal. What is the models name? A source to see more of her, maybe college material?

I found her on deviant art her name is posted as WC photoshoot by winona7 on deviant art, 4 pages of this cutie's expressive face and beautiful body, I may use her again if I can. Love the way her expression turned out in the pocket shot I did.
https://www.deviantart.com/winona7/gall ... 9/wc-shoot

[GiantMe]

Well couldn't help myself and made a handheld of WC, she's so pretty and sexy naked in my palm. She could wait on me anytime.

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[FreakyDude]

Great collages!

[GiantMe]

Great collages!

Thanks FreakyDude.